Custom Funny Patches

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Enhance your apparel with custom funny patches. These funny patches can be tailored with either a refined thin-stitched edge or a sturdy merrow border, making them ideal for adding a personalized touch to your attire.

Each patch order includes a Free roll of Thermal Tape.

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Patch Size Guide
Patch Size Guide
  • Product
    Preferred Size
  • Hat Square/Circle Patch
    2 inches
  • Hat Rectangle Patch
    4 inches
  • Front Left Chest Shirt
    4 inches
  • Sleeve
    3 inches
  • Back Neckline
    3 inches
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No Setup or Art Fees
25 Piece Minimum

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Funny Patch Examples

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Custom Shapes & Sizes

Custom Shapes & Sizes

Vivid Detail

Vivid Detail

Clean Edges

Clean Edges

Product Details

Custom Funny Patches from Ninja Patches provide a unique and humorous twist to personalizing your wardrobe. Crafted from high-quality materials, these embroidered patches are built to last and bring a dose of personality to any piece of clothing. They're perfect for expressing your quirky side, showcasing humorous slogans, or celebrating inside jokes among friends and groups.

With a wide range of customization options, you can control every aspect of your patch's design. Our advanced embroidery techniques and top-tier materials guarantee a flawlessly crafted product every time. Choose from three convenient backing types—heat-applied, peel-and-stick, or Velcro—to suit your specific needs. Plus, take advantage of our substantial discounts on bulk orders, saving you as much as 70% when you buy more.


  • High-Quality Embroidery: Each custom funny patch is crafted with premium thread on durable fabric, providing exceptional visuals and textures that add a touch of humor to any outfit.
  • Superior Durability: Designed to withstand over 50 wash cycles, our funny patches maintain their vibrant colors and integrity, ensuring long-lasting laughs and wear.
  • Personalized Design Review: Our expert design team carefully reviews each funny patch design to make sure it aligns perfectly with your humorous vision and specifications.
  • Multiple Attachment Options: Tailor the way you attach your patches with choices like heat-applied, peel-and-stick, or Velcro backings, catering to various application preferences.
  • 100% Satisfaction Guarantee: We are committed to your happiness with our products. If your funny patches don't make you smile as expected, we offer a no-cost reprint to ensure they do.
  • Bulk Discount Offers: Enjoy significant savings with our bulk order options, reducing costs by up to 70% for larger quantities of your custom funny patches.

Satisfaction Guarantee

We stand behind the quality of the patches we create for you. If you are not satisfied, we will reprint with a new or revised file at no additional charge.

Learn more here.

Pressing Instructions

Click here to watch our Heat Press for Garments Instructions tutorial.

To ensure your patch looks professionally pressed every time, follow these four simple steps.

  1. Position Your Patch: Being that your patch will be pressed facing down, touching the bottom platen, you will first need to secure the patch to your garment with Thermal Tape (heat resistant tape) to ensure it stays in its desired location when being placed on your heat press.
  2. Load Garment Onto Heat Press Face Down: Now that your patch is taped in place, flip the garment over and place onto the heat press so the patch is facing downwards and touching the lower platen. This makes it easier to melt the low-melt glue on the back of the patch so that the patch will adhere to your garment. The goal is to melt the low-melt glue on the back of the patch, not the visible portion of the patch you’ll see when it’s adhered to the garment. 
  3. Press: After laying the garment with patch face down, lay a protective guard sheet over it to protect your garment from the heat, then press for 20 seconds at 350°F with 70-80 PSI or medium-firm pressure.
  4. Allow Patch & Garment To Cool: After done pressing, remove the garment from the press and allow it to cool for at least 30 seconds before removing the thermal tape. This allows the melted glue to solidify, thereby bonding it to your garment.

Art Upload Recommendations

All file types accepted, vector files are always preferred, raster art should be at least 300 DPI.

Care Instructions

To ensure the longevity and maintain the integrity of your patch, follow the care instructions below:

  • Washing: Turn the garment inside out before washing. Use cold or lukewarm water, select a gentle cycle, and a mild detergent. Avoid hot water, bleach, and fabric softeners to prevent weakening the adhesive and fabric. Patches from Ninja Patches are built to last up to 50 wash cycles.
  • Drying: Air dry the garment or use a low heat setting on your dryer. Avoid high heat as it can cause the patch to shrink or the adhesive to weaken.

Order Issues & Reprints

If you don’t love the patch you receive, please let us know within 45 days of receiving your products, by phone, email, or live chat. We will be unable to replace or refund any orders brought to our attention after 45 days of confirmed delivery by our carriers.

Sometimes we will need your assistance to get the order right, and might request a photo or further instructions before reproducing an order. Just so we know how to make it right! We will never ask you to return products before we reproduce a damaged or misprinted order.

You can submit a formal order issue through our Order Issue Form here.


Custom funny patches are decorative or embroidered patches that feature humorous or witty designs, slogans, or imagery. These patches are often created to add a touch of humor and personality to clothing, bagshats, or other apparel or accessories. They can be a form of self-expression, a way to showcase one's sense of humor, or a means of making a statement.

Some common characteristics of custom funny patches include:

  • Humorous Designs such as funny or quirky cartoons, caricatures or playful imagery. 
  • Witty phrases including puns, jokes, clever wordplay or popular sayings. 
  • Vibrant Colors to draw attention to the humor in the design and enhance comedic impact. 
  • Pop Culture References to add an extra layer of humor to those familiar with the material. 
  • Social & Political Satire to provoke thought and discussion. 

Custom funny patches can be used to showcase your personality or alternatively used to attract potential customers who want to add a new decal to their jackets, backpacks, hats or other garments. Custom funny patches can be used by businesses, event organizers and side hustles who want something a little more ‘out there’ as part of their range.

Yes, you can upload your own design to create custom funny patches to suit your every need or occasion.

Funny patches and morale patches have very similar qualities. A funny patch is really defined by the design that you want to display and how humorous this is to the person receiving the patch!